|Ms Mel and ODNT knwo that a picture is worth 57 words. Easiest link-up ever. All we want is a picture. Give us your best bi***/a**hole resting face.
So I am looking through my photos and though I do smile a lot, yeap there they are!
The beard does accentuate the expression.Through the years:
2008 – I was feeling artsy on a sunny morning. Notice no beard yet!
2009 – My friend’s wedding. I was definitely, ahem, ‘at rest’. Once they fired up the 80’s music though…
Part of a class project – eat at a food-place-ery of a cuisine you’ve never had.
For me – Malaysian sandwiches. Everyone laffed at my expression, now I know why!
Despite my expression, that sammich was awesome.
Ok you want to see the sammich don’t you…
What’s a train ride delayed on the bridge mean? Selfie time.
I’m serious, everyone does this.
Double Bonus: At the time I was organizing this post, I took a break for lunch and ran into an old friend while wlking down the street. The first thing she asked me “What’s wrong? You look, I don’t know…” Had to laugh at that one.
|Ms Mel and ODNT want you to tell us about the time you rode a literal or figurative rollercoaster, lived by the edge of your seat, when something scared the holy living carp out of you, or that time you played an epic 2 hour long round of chutes and ladders.
My first time on the world famous1 Cyclone, located in Coney Island, Brooklyn…
I went, knowing one bit of important advice: eat2 AFTER the Cyclone, not before3. What we didn’t realize is that anything in your breast pocket will fly out, which, using some previously unknown Spidey- level reflexes, I plucked a Metrocard out of the air on the second drop. Unfortunately, the cameras are set on the first!4
1 – and Sandy-proof.
2 – Meaning a hot/corn dog and cheese fries at Nathan’s.
3 – Garbage cans are conveniently located near the exit.
4 – so you are just gonna have to believe me.
|Ms Mel and ODNT want to know what’s on your summer reading list, so that everyone can see it and we can all read those books and start a reading circle, which is an awesome excuse to get together and uncork some wine (though I have had some good screwtops!). As though you need a reason…
It’s May already?! (the 5th Month), start making plans for building Castles in beach dunes, playing games in the backyard, BBQing, then watching stars at night – it’s almost magical. Know that many days remain before the autumn harvests and winter in the city.
And download/ pick up a copy of Carrie Rubin’s The Seneca Scourge.
|Ms Mel and ODNT want you to tell us the best prank you ever played, saw executed or were the butt of yourself
A relative from the ‘burbs suspected our favorite Italian restaurant was a certain type of ‘family owned’. So I called him up April 1st, that ‘you were right!” an incident, right out of the Godfather, had just taken place and was all over the news. His concern was where he would get veal marsala from now on.
|Ms Mel and ODNT are often imitated/never duplicated, and they want to know, in 57 words or less, who your doppleganger is.
I’ll take you on a photo journey if I have comparable pictures. These photos are mine, so I didn’t bother with clipart from websites – it’s Friday, KWU is almost over and I don’t feel like giving credits.
As a kid, Joey Lawrence.
In High School – Jordan (NKOTB),
and for this senior pic- Elvis.
College – Ace Ventura, *no pictures – yet*.
Most recently, with the beard – Obi-Wan Kenobi?
I like to think so. I’m mind-tricking myself. Besides, Jedi Masters pop their collars.
A co-worker brought this one to my attention – a protester in Greece!
|Ms Mel and ODNT want to know whose shoes would you like to walk in for a day?
For one day each I would walk in:
-The worn out shoes of those less fortunate, so I can be humbled by need.
-The high end shoes of the fortuned, to realize what money can and cannot buy.
-The shoes of a random annoying jackoff, so I’ll know what it feels like to jump off a cliff.
For the weekend challenge we’re asking for exactly thirty-three words written in first person narrative. Have fun with it…
Looking back, I realized my decision was too hasty. Too many celebrities, not enough ships. Childhood promises rushed back- I should have been on that ship, to the moon base the 80’s envisioned.
The title reference is to Heinz 57 of course, but this is not my entry for the Ketchup With Us writing contest, which you should also write for.
|Ms Mel and ODNT are exotic, intoxicating, and make life more interesting* – and they want to know In 57 words or less, tell us about the best drink you ever had. Recipes and pictures are encouraged.
Though there are some memorable drinks I have shared with some of you, this story stood out for. Back before I had favorite wines, brands of Gin, or dedicated time to extensive ‘research’ for
cheap strong drinks at any divey place the best happy hours (plural), I would just drink whatever wines were available, or if cocktails were insisted, a Malibu Bay Breeze.
I can confirm that this happened once; a second incident is… sort of hazy.
Bartender– Measure Malibu Rum, OJ, and pineapple/ cranberry juice in a glass with ice. Stir. Loudly exclaim, “Here’s your MANLY drink, sir!”, so that all can mock and jeer (they are friends/ family and will not).
Drinker– Take the drink. Order another. Insist on getting everyone else’s drinks during the event. Leave nothing as a tip.
*I left out the full-bodied innuendo. This is a family blog**.
**No it isn’t.
|Ms Mel and ODNT know that they are the bright spots of everyone’s day, but what about those drastically less awesome aspects of your routine? In 57 words or less, tell us about WHO (or WHAT) you go head to head with every day.
Monday through Friday, I face NYC’s bus and subway system. Besides the MTA’s chaotic schedule, commuters stalk entire cars for empty seats, pouncing like vultures playing ‘musical carrion’. I am unsympathetic to sick passengers delaying my commute, people asking for help, and kids who should be in class dancing around for tips. Still… I’m a good person.
|Ms Mel and ODNT want you to start your year off right! In 57 words or less, tell us about the New Year’s resolution you WANT to make but KNOW you’ll break.
Considering the recent shopping (and returning) I have done lately, this is pretty much my goal.
I resolve to participate in those feedback dealies on my receipts on time, in order to give my invaluable feedback / insight regarding my shopping experience, and not because of the contest/ discount. I also resolve to have realistic expectations on winning the cash prize, and will make sure to redeem the discount before the expiration date.