Dad jokes are like dad bods- secretly appreciated, or so we like to think (they are).
Yeah you have probably heard most of these, but there’s at least a couple new ones for your routine.
• How did the student cross the ocean? On a Scholar ship.
• What do you call it when your cocoa takes too long? Hot Choco-LATE.
• What happens when you step on a grape? It lets out a little wine.
• I’ve invented a DIY surgery kit – It’s called Suture Self.
• What do you get when you freeze Holy Water? Popesicles.
• Did you hear about the cell phone towers that got married? The reception was amazing!
• Remains to be seen…if glass coffins become popular
• IMO, the most remarkable invention ever…was the whiteboard.
• At first I didn’t like having a beard…but it grew on me.
• What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
• What happened to the short-tempered doctor? He quickly lost his patients.
• Why do nurses carry red crayons? In case they need to draw blood.
And to close it out, a story length one…
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux, but there’s a long line at the suit shop. He waits and waits, and finally gets his tux.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he goes to a florist, but there’s a long line. He waits and waits, and finally gets the flowers.
Next he goes to get a limo, but there’s a long line at the limo place. He waits and waits, and finally gets the limo rented.
Finally the day of the prom comes and they head there, but there’s a long line at the entrance. They wait and wait, and finally get into the prom.
They start dancing happily and having a good time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.